Things I want to come home to:
Me: OMG babe the house is a mess, clothes on the floor, food and shit, why the fuck didn’t you pick up around here? Did you take a shower today… What the fuck you been doing. All you been doing is playing video games and drinking beers
Him: uuh huh
Me: TYLER ARE YOU FUCKING LISTENING TO ME
Him: yeah yeah yeah,
Me: What did I just say
Him: We’re fucking tonight?
Me: Let me take a shower first
^gpoy. conversation lol
